Holidays That I Enjoy..........

Holidays I enjoy are usually celebrated from September-December, though there are a few holidays that enjoy in summer and other parts of winter.
September: There is only one holiday in September that I enjoy. Labor Day I enjoy this holiday because I have a work-free. I don't have to do anything  about work.
October: I enjoy Halloween because its fun to wear nitro cloaking devices and scare people with electronic zombies. I also like how each year a crowd of trick or treaters try to scare me with pop-ups but never do.
November: I enjoy Presidents Day due to no work but most of all my, birthday. I celebrate it with a big party at my biggest mansion. A five star hotel that I own.
December: This whole month is a holiday I enjoy because I get this whole month off from work. Plus I get free membership for a golf club.
February: I enjoy Valentines day due to all the presents that comes to me. And its nice to use some money on other people.
March: I enjoy Easter because there are really good sales in this time.
May: I enjoy Memorial Day because it is enjoyable to watch the parade.
July: I used to enjoy Independence Day since I had lunch with the emperor but now the new emperor doesn't even know me, so i can't have lunch with him.
I have many other holidays that I enjoy but they wouldn't mean a thing to you, so I decided not to mention them. If you are wondering why I didn't explain much about the holidays, well its classified information.