Holidays That I Enjoy..........

Holidays I enjoy are usually celebrated from September-December, though there are a few holidays that enjoy in summer and other parts of winter.
September: There is only one holiday in September that I enjoy. Labor Day I enjoy this holiday because I have a work-free. I don't have to do anything  about work.
October: I enjoy Halloween because its fun to wear nitro cloaking devices and scare people with electronic zombies. I also like how each year a crowd of trick or treaters try to scare me with pop-ups but never do.
November: I enjoy Presidents Day due to no work but most of all my, birthday. I celebrate it with a big party at my biggest mansion. A five star hotel that I own.
December: This whole month is a holiday I enjoy because I get this whole month off from work. Plus I get free membership for a golf club.
February: I enjoy Valentines day due to all the presents that comes to me. And its nice to use some money on other people.
March: I enjoy Easter because there are really good sales in this time.
May: I enjoy Memorial Day because it is enjoyable to watch the parade.
July: I used to enjoy Independence Day since I had lunch with the emperor but now the new emperor doesn't even know me, so i can't have lunch with him.
I have many other holidays that I enjoy but they wouldn't mean a thing to you, so I decided not to mention them. If you are wondering why I didn't explain much about the holidays, well its classified information.

That Made My Blood Boil................

That made my my blood boil has two meanings.The first one is some kind of disease that makes your blood actually boil. This is the common way of someone saying that made my blood boil. The other meaning means that you get enraged. For example I wrote 8 reasons that makes my blood boil. Reason1 : One thing that makes my blood boil is the fact that the government has hidden from us. The truth that aliens are real and that its obvious. There are millions of people with me on the the last sentence I wrote. My neighbors and I started a project that will bring proof that aliens are real. I now this stuff because I found a copy of it on the Internet with my Toshiba. Reason2: MBB when ISP Decides that the want to throttle my high speed Internet. Reason 3: MBB when saran wrap sticks to each other. Reason4: MBB when some one uses my other laptop (not Toshiba) there are a thousand pop-ups installed when I get it back. Reason5: MBB when I get stuck in traffic because road construction.Reason6: MBB when my computer starts to restart my computer even if I deny it to. Reason7: MBB when my computer gets a virus. Reason8: MBB when I lose a insulting contest.
    Please post what  makes MBB on the coment board.

An Invention That I value Is ..........................................

An invention that I value is my TOSHIBA laptop. It is all black with a bit of silver. I value this because I use this invention almost everyday. I use my laptop to do many things such as blogging, entertainment, researching, etc. This is a very useful tool for me because if I need to know a spelling of a word all I have to do is search it up. It is like a dictionary except faster. More reasons why I value my laptop. It comes with a free Internet connection that can access information all around the universe. It also is so fast that even the best of Verizon networks isn't this fast. You also can get a translator that will speak back to you. I need that for interview's with foreign people. There is a kind of icon that will let you download any kind of video, game, or information too. Even classified military info. Another good thing about this laptop is that it's security is phenomenal. Since this is the most important  laptop it cannot be traveled with. That's why you can't ever see this laptop. You might have seen laptops similar to this but non is quite as useful as this one.

                  

The Best And Worst Things About A Very Sunny, Hot Day Are...........

Best:
The best thing about a very hot day is that you feel refreshed when you go into a pool. It feels like you have the life of the party. It feels even better when you have a cold snack like a slushy. Plus you have no risk of getting a brain freeze since it is so hot. And if you are paying attention you can also spot a good looking sundown. Also a game of water polo would mix in really well. A swimming contest against your friends wouldn't hurt either. If you have a water balloon fight it will feel great too. There are so many great things about a hot day that I can't mention them all but I'm sure you can add some.

Worst:
The worst things about a very hot day is that you sweat a lot. That means that you stick  to everything you have been touching for the last five minutes. It feels like you put watery glue on yourself. It gets worse when you are writing because everything becomes soggy and blurry. Plus it's so hot that you sometimes may have trouble breathing. Another bad part about a hot day is that you get tired sitting around. I mean tired not bored. And you get dehydrated really quickly. You also have to put on 20mls of sunscreen every hour if you don't want to get a sunburn.

A poem about  hot day:
                               A hot day
                                is okay.
                              Even though you sweat
                               I'm sure you'll like to get wet.
                                   But being in a pool
                                    will be very cool.
                                   If you go to a summer fair
                                  you might get to a ride that's rare!

                             

To Me Summer Means ......................................

To me summer means fun of all sorts.That means swimming, soccer, dart tag, etc. Here is one phrase that describes summer: "School's out let's shout"!!!!!!!!!!!! This phrase means that since school is out let us have fun. In summer there bad parts though too, especially in my city because you have to attend at least  200 meetings on a celebrity. And believe me they're boring. Plus they're each a week long. But this isn't too bad for me because my friend and I just play with our game systems while the meeting is held. In the summer since I won a race that's why I got a mansion for free even though I didn't ask  for them. Anyways there are summer advantages up here though.We have holidays where the government has to pay us a lot of money because of the old emperor's tradition. Plus the pools up here are magnificent because they're made of gold! You can start a donation on yourself  too. You can tax the government for random reasons and the government can't tax you back for that reason all year as well. You get free mansion cleaning all summer also. Another reason I like summer is because that it never rains but crops still grow. I care about this because I own a garden that is oversized.
          SUMMER ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Breakfast At Bigford

Today I went to Bigford to eat breakfast. It is a restaurant that has lights that uses 2 kWh, and has beer for a drink in breakfast.  There I heard the first birthday song at that restaurant. I ordered a Fun an' fruity pancake with chocolate chips.  My dad ordered a Bostonion which I pronounced as Bustonion. The Fun an' Fruity is a  fluffy pancake with your choice of blueberries, strawberries, apple cinnamon, or chocolate chips. The Bostonion is a sausage and a choice of egg. For our drinks I got orange juice and my dad got regular coffee even though he wanted decaff. This whole thing was a last minute thing because I came from swimming and thought I  was going to have breakfast at home and get on with my day. But that wasn't the case. You would think that I would be happy eating at Bigford, right. Well, It wasn't so enjoyable at  home because my mom started complaining about I was late to go home by 18 minutes. She had an argument with my dad about being late and strict. Even though I had to do more than expected work I think it was worth the breakfast outside. I don't know what will happen the rest of the day but I think it won't be a total disaster. Oh darn it! My mom's in a bad mood now. Sorry, can't broadcast about this anymore! Oh but if you have any ideas about how to make my day better please post that on the comment board, please.

My Walking Taiking Alarm Clock Would ................

My walking talking alarm clock would jump on my bed until I shot it with Nerf darts or chase it with a stick. I know it sounds real fun to shoot it with a gun or chase a clock with a stick but in real life its a pain. I call it Wakey Wakey (WW) ! It gets so annoying sometimes I get my government taxes wrong and I have to pay extra to the govt. Another problem is that I can't turn the darn thing off. This clock is like a dog that won't stop barking, a kangaroo that won't stop bouncing, or a dice that won't stop rolling. You know, annoying things. The clock is so antitransubstantiationalst. It doesn't even show the time. All it does is eat, charge (thank goodness), and annoy. I have found a temporary weakness. Don't tell any one OK. Here's the weakness you have to chuck the charger out the window as hard as you can and it will go and fetch it. I forgot to mention this but I'll do know. WW is a really slow runner. You might be wondering why I didn't ever chuck this thing out of my house. Well, its kind of like I never had the guts too. It was a present from the galactic emperor. That is in the friendly times when we were friends. My other friends and I made a plan to get rid of this thing. All you have to do is chuck the charger in water so WW will go in the water as well and power down and not rise to the surface since he's  made out of metal.
                          Goodbye WW For Ever.